<?xml version='1.0' encoding='windows-1252'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:15:49 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Wise Ass Bitch.</title><description>Ramblings of a girl who is surely going to hell...</description><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/index.php</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>116</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-484786793213551723</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-01T21:15:49.254-05:00</atom:updated><title>Thanksgiving!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   For Thanksgiving we gave Alexander sweet potatoes and he couldn't get enough of them!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_12_01_archive.php#484786793213551723</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2037115070638687002</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-13T20:48:10.024-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>Oh bittersweet day!</title><atom:summary type='text'>After the merger of Sirius and XM radio both classic hip-hop stations were canceled! Oh happy dagger! I miss my backspin! What other channel will play Heavy D and the Boys? Where can I hear Positive K's I got a man?! Ugh!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_11_01_archive.php#2037115070638687002</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-9081711723972517261</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-11T21:09:25.644-05:00</atom:updated><title>My BoBo!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   This little sucker is just too much.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_11_01_archive.php#9081711723972517261</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3614873339802653115</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-09T12:56:06.754-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>homebrew</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>She's back!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Alright... looks like the Borman (sans :( Petrillo) Brews are back! Today Eric and I are brewing an Ale Mead and a Honey Porter. Now these might very well completely suck because the ingredients were purchased pre-Alex. But whatever, it'll be fine for us! Now I think I need to buy another carboy! KP - You are missed!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_11_01_archive.php#3614873339802653115</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1269432574972723028</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-11T09:16:32.652-04:00</atom:updated><title>Hopefully another day in the park..</title><atom:summary type='text'>Let's hope that today gets warmer. I want to take the baby to the park again. It was so beautiful!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_10_01_archive.php#1269432574972723028</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6359240325218539416</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-03T13:11:28.327-04:00</atom:updated><title>Baby Alex</title><atom:summary type='text'>   On the way to work...</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_10_01_archive.php#6359240325218539416</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-5219154504087185429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-25T21:34:28.518-04:00</atom:updated><title>Sweetness</title><atom:summary type='text'>   </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_09_01_archive.php#5219154504087185429</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-187883604750686687</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-31T12:03:37.251-04:00</atom:updated><title>Baby Alexander</title><atom:summary type='text'>   </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_08_01_archive.php#187883604750686687</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6584932217957052490</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-07T17:29:26.235-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Baby Talk</title><atom:summary type='text'>A friend of mine suggested I look up the Five Sounds a baby makes. I will try it out to see if it works... I bet most mothers already know some of the sounds but were never able to write it out for others to see.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_08_01_archive.php#6584932217957052490</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1940767320044960328</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-06T20:24:18.237-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>x365</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>friends</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><title>Am I a dork?</title><atom:summary type='text'>x365.org looks interesting, and I might try it.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_08_01_archive.php#1940767320044960328</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6142806614327615479</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-26T10:32:03.943-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>GDiaper</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Here is a shot of my little baby wearing the eco-friendly gdiaper. It seems to work nicely but Eric is completely freaked out by the whole thing... Poop on the loose is not easy to deal with. A down side to the diaper is that yesterday when changing him we noticed that he was RED where the diaper was. Now I don't think it was diaper rash - perhaps he was just hot? Perhaps it was the orange dye</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_07_01_archive.php#6142806614327615479</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-277894972573667502</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-13T22:56:36.655-04:00</atom:updated><title>Alexander</title><atom:summary type='text'>   I am learning to type all over again. I have one hand and one eye free from the baby sometimes... the rest of the times I have no hands. I am still pretty sore from the whole giving birth thing. On the other hand, I am pretty okay with the whole breast feeding thing. I have to admit that I am using nipple shields. I have tried to not use them and he just gets frustrated so we go back to using </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_07_01_archive.php#277894972573667502</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8047005419637805204</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-06T19:42:55.543-04:00</atom:updated><title>Baby Alexander</title><atom:summary type='text'>   LOVE. Now its time for me to try to get some sleep too!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_07_01_archive.php#8047005419637805204</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8520913270030511449</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-28T12:06:28.830-04:00</atom:updated><title>Hugs</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Aren't those little bastard kittens just too cute? Now is the time when I should be sleeping, watching movies, reading books, and just doing nothing... off I go..</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#8520913270030511449</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-5607688135739653889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-23T15:55:46.363-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pregnant</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pets</category><title>Restless....</title><atom:summary type='text'>I am drained yet I have the desire to get rid of everything in this house. I don't use half the junk I have cluttering up my brain. Perhaps I want to move and don't want many boxes. Perhaps I am happier with less material things collecting dust. Perhaps I am crazy. Perhaps I am nesting. Any which way you put it I am too tired to really do anything about it... Yesterday we had a scare. Our cute </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#5607688135739653889</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-7684417694917842255</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-09T16:05:44.028-04:00</atom:updated><title>Mooby sleeping under Cleo</title><atom:summary type='text'>   This silly kitten doesn't seem to mind that Cleo is laying on her. They crack me up.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#7684417694917842255</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8619655426161998642</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-09T16:04:07.596-04:00</atom:updated><title>Addie at the Gala</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Here is my self portrait at the Gala last night. I am thinking this photo was snagged at around midnight or so... I am 37 weeks pregnant and partying it up with the girls at work!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#8619655426161998642</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-7142077032901975143</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-07T21:55:27.177-04:00</atom:updated><title>36.6 Weeks Pregnant Smiles</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Alright. I am 37 weeks pregnant. If this child is born now it will not be considered pre-term but will be a full-term baby! On Tuesday I went to the doctor and she believes this baby will be around 7 pounds or so... not much bigger than that. I have started to pack a bag but haven't really had the energy to do it. I am tired again but not like the first trimester - all I did was work and then </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#7142077032901975143</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-7812410525610553413</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-04T07:42:46.328-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><title>Fuck you government.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Amazon.com is now required to charge sales tax for orders shipping to New York. Fuck. Fucker. Fuckity. That really pisses me off and now messes up all sorts of shit. Part of the fantastic-ness of Amazon.com was no tax... and Amazon prime to get "free" two day overnight shipping. My Amazon prime membership just renewed and now I am not sure if the $80 is worth it. I might discontinue ordering from</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_06_01_archive.php#7812410525610553413</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-107078105817807182</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 01:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-26T21:46:16.098-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pregnant</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Huge belly...</title><atom:summary type='text'>So my fabulous friends threw me a Jack and Jill baby shower. Boys, girls and beer! I of course didn't partake but I am glad that everyone else did! The food was fantastic and there were no frilly storks and chickadees. We even had a little after party at the house and fried chicken and mac and cheese for breakfast! All in all it was just fantastic. The crib is set up. The sheet and blankets are </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_05_01_archive.php#107078105817807182</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3968349639281542968</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-09T22:57:05.325-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>games</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hubby</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>Get ready for some cheese...</title><atom:summary type='text'>I wanted to sit in the recliner and play Mario Kart. The recliner is off to the side and messes up the game somewhat... so Eric moved it right in front of the tv for me. He then filled my glass, got my cell phone, threw a blanket on me and handed me the remote. He then started giggling and was running around the room in a crazy fashion. He found a book of matches and lit a bunch of candles around</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_05_01_archive.php#3968349639281542968</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8824472884181494352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-07T07:27:38.332-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>I can't seem to get out of bed.</title><atom:summary type='text'>My co-workers and I have a big two days ahead of us. Ron White is scheduled for UPAC today and tomorrow. Both shows are sold out so that should be nice as far as worrying about shuffling in patrons but it is going to be a long day - er two days. Here I sit in my bed and I should be getting in the shower. I am just not ready to start this day... I may be late for work.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_05_01_archive.php#8824472884181494352</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-42662542662098827</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-03T19:11:44.950-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>I just don't know what to do with myself...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Here I sit, staring at my computer screen and listening to my television. I don't know what website to visit... I am hungry but have no desire to get myself anything to eat.  I know I should be enjoying this time alone because in just a few short weeks my time alone will end. When I start to think about everything I get a little overwhelmed. I should just shut this laptop and zone out to some </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_05_01_archive.php#42662542662098827</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-5447168996945956391</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-01T12:10:58.456-04:00</atom:updated><title>Kitty &amp; Puppy</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Aren't they too cute?</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_05_01_archive.php#5447168996945956391</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-559118947875550490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-29T22:27:05.139-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Can't breathe.</title><atom:summary type='text'>After over five years and countless numbers of vacuums I finally succumbed to the Dyson . I just blew $450 at Target for the new dog/cat/people hair sucker, paper towels, dorritos and cheetos. Let me tell you that I had every intention of getting myself the Roomba 530. I got the last one and put it in my cart and continued down the aisle. Then I saw the mini compact fantastic Dyson Ball DC24. </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2008_04_01_archive.php#559118947875550490</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item></channel></rss>