<?xml version='1.0' encoding='windows-1252'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:05:29 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Wise Ass Bitch.</title><description>Ramblings of a girl who is surely going to hell...</description><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/index.php</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>167</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3532402605973114999</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-14T12:56:57.342-05:00</atom:updated><title>Alex's feet &amp; Mama's foot :)</title><atom:summary type='text'>We went to Thomas Bull Memorial Park with Little Dan and Rhiannon. The boys had such a good time just running all over the place.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_11_01_archive.php#3532402605973114999</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2021735571058647621</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-14T13:44:33.220-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy Halloween!</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_10_01_archive.php#2021735571058647621</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3500986317038625405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-14T16:05:29.930-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>holiday</category><title>pumpkin guts!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Alex had a blast helping his dad get the pumpkin guts out. He also had a great time helping his dad put the guts back into the pumpkin!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_10_01_archive.php#3500986317038625405</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-169620292831386898</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-14T12:56:28.063-05:00</atom:updated><title>Rock Star</title><atom:summary type='text'>   </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_08_01_archive.php#169620292831386898</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2656297555095881217</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-21T16:55:56.045-04:00</atom:updated><title>Alex</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Oh! That book is very interesting!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_05_01_archive.php#2656297555095881217</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4148188381726577297</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-21T14:47:29.258-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><title>My Alexander</title><atom:summary type='text'>   I love him!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_05_01_archive.php#4148188381726577297</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2482118765035120479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-13T14:06:42.934-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>firsts</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>holiday</category><title>Happy Easter Alex!</title><atom:summary type='text'>  The Easter Bunny left books and a stuffed dinosaur for Alex this year... no candy yet!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_04_01_archive.php#2482118765035120479</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1399648052125570535</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-09T19:11:45.474-04:00</atom:updated><title>Crawl away baby!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   At bed time, Alex likes to crawl around the bed. Good times!!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_04_01_archive.php#1399648052125570535</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4900163164747164031</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-29T08:02:58.760-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>firsts</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>holiday</category><title>Alex and the Easter Bunny</title><atom:summary type='text'>   I just had to. I went to the Newburgh Mall to purchase a "Hands Free Device" for my cellphone because if I do then the policeman said he would drop the charges for talking on my cell while driving. After getting a reasonably priced bluetooth I saw the Easter bunny AND there was no line of screaming kids. He didn't cry but it did take a minute to get a smile!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_03_01_archive.php#4900163164747164031</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6682740493886255422</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-03T16:51:34.612-05:00</atom:updated><title>Cheerios</title><atom:summary type='text'>   My cutie pie had some Cheerios! He went nuts and was so excited. It was great to see him so happy.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_03_01_archive.php#6682740493886255422</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-906277524936643766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-14T11:25:01.881-05:00</atom:updated><title>I can feed myself!!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Adventures of self feeding!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#906277524936643766</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6675336901474035286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-14T11:06:16.492-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Kindle 2!!</title><atom:summary type='text'>I admit I am a gadget junkie. I am a device freak. I love electronic things. I love love love my cell phone and my ipod. I would really love to get a Kindle. Like really. Really. I realize there is nothing like the smell of a good book. BUT my gadget freak inside really wants a Kindle. I love the idea of carrying around several books. I have a hard time reading one at a time. I have a bookcase </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#6675336901474035286</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4723546420138579658</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-03T13:19:55.357-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><title>Alex and Cleo</title><atom:summary type='text'>   My two buddies! And let me tell you that Alex kept fidgeting and it took me forever to get this shot!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#4723546420138579658</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8118525626721859397</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-31T18:29:47.802-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><title>I am not crazy.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Google farted this morning! Glad to see they wrote a little blurb of the incident. For a minute I imagined they would remove any incident of the event. I sort of imagined a google machine taking over the internet removing any mention of the fart... some sort of gooogle ruling monster.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#8118525626721859397</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6819970480933232303</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-26T16:54:18.707-05:00</atom:updated><title>Mmm.... apples</title><atom:summary type='text'>   My cutie pie eating apples! He bites it and then sucks all the juice out! Yummy!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6819970480933232303</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-865201085184998931</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-23T08:31:17.915-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><title>Paying it Forward.</title><atom:summary type='text'>From HelenJane.com

The first five people who comment here will get something I make. Could be a real life thing. Could be imaginary. Depends on what I think you will like and my inspirations. (Note, it’s going to be something I think you will like. Actual liking not guarenteed!) The only real rule is that you have to make this offer in your own journal.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#865201085184998931</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6287837889090536822</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-18T17:53:05.044-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>why?</title><atom:summary type='text'>recall, smecall... damnit!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6287837889090536822</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-965482987052532758</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-18T13:01:23.766-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>web</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Snowy Day</title><atom:summary type='text'>I am spending this snowy Sunday fiddling around on the internet, watching the History channel, playing call of Duty and mostly spending time with Alexander. Little man is currently sleeping on the boppy on my lap. Some guy is wearing the American flag and blabbering about the mysteries of the dollar bill. I finally hooked little man up with his own website, AlexanderBorman.com, to share with </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#965482987052532758</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3185426834339864290</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-17T15:55:59.354-05:00</atom:updated><title>Baby Food!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   My freezer is very pretty!!</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#3185426834339864290</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6289759984693762719</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-11T14:21:46.627-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>alex</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>food</category><title>Baby Food.</title><atom:summary type='text'>I made some more baby food today. This time I made asparagus, zucchini, carrots, sweet potatoes, apples and apples with raspberries. Way Cool! I should have enough stashed in the freezer for about a month or so I would say. If only I could get a stash of breastmilk... ah... c'est la vie. I am glad I made more food for Alex today. When I was cooking up the carrots and Eric was eating breakfast I </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6289759984693762719</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8012387238463465760</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-08T15:35:01.734-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Pudgey Legs!</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Dear Alexander,This is a note to my little bundle of joy. Yes, you are my little bundle of joy. When you cry and I freak out because I can't console you instantly you are still my little bundle of joy. When all I want to do is diddle on the internet and you want my attention you are still my little bundle of joy. You have grown so much but no matter how large you will become you are still my </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#8012387238463465760</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6675658623597265558</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-05T21:48:42.409-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>baby</category><title>Too effing cute!</title><atom:summary type='text'>    </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6675658623597265558</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6892394505954112011</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-04T10:34:12.364-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>I hate the winter.</title><atom:summary type='text'>At times like this I am ready to run. I imagine taking off with just my clothes, photos, and music. I book a flight for Eric, Alex and myself to some where tropical. We rent a hotel. We forget to fly back home and set up camp on the beach. I call home and ask my mom and sisters to fly out with Cleo. Eric and I buy this house after finding jobs as a construction manager and an English teacher, </atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6892394505954112011</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1316388679600903615</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-03T21:20:13.843-05:00</atom:updated><title>Sweet Potato Baby Food</title><atom:summary type='text'>   Today I am making baby food for Alexander! I will admit that some of the organic jar baby food is OKAY - just okay. The bananas are pink and disgusting and those peas are green death paste. We tried frozen organic baby food which was pretty yummy. This crazy mama tries everything that her baby eats! The pears are cooking now and I need to put the sweet potato into an ice cube tray. The carrots</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#1316388679600903615</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-72712521459600498</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-18T13:06:07.773-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>food</category><title>Bananas Foster, Ghetto style.</title><atom:summary type='text'>   I love my husband for burning the hair off his right arm.</atom:summary><link>http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#72712521459600498</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Adelina)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>