<?xml version='1.0' encoding='windows-1252'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458</id><updated>2009-11-14T16:05:29.922-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wise Ass Bitch.</title><subtitle type='html'>Ramblings of a girl who is surely going to hell...</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/index.php'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>167</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3532402605973114999</id><published>2009-11-09T12:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-14T12:56:57.342-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Alex's feet &amp; Mama's foot :)</title><summary type='text'>We went to Thomas Bull Memorial Park with Little Dan and Rhiannon. The boys had such a good time just running all over the place.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/3532402605973114999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=3532402605973114999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3532402605973114999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3532402605973114999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_11_01_archive.php#3532402605973114999' title='Alex&amp;#39;s feet &amp;amp; Mama&amp;#39;s foot :)'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2021735571058647621</id><published>2009-10-31T13:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-11-14T13:44:33.220-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Halloween!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/2021735571058647621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=2021735571058647621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2021735571058647621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2021735571058647621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_10_01_archive.php#2021735571058647621' title='Happy Halloween!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3500986317038625405</id><published>2009-10-30T22:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-11-14T16:05:29.930-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>pumpkin guts!</title><summary type='text'>Alex had a blast helping his dad get the pumpkin guts out. He also had a great time helping his dad put the guts back into the pumpkin!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/3500986317038625405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=3500986317038625405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3500986317038625405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3500986317038625405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_10_01_archive.php#3500986317038625405' title='pumpkin guts!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-169620292831386898</id><published>2009-08-09T20:47:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-11-14T12:56:28.063-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rock Star</title><summary type='text'>   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/169620292831386898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=169620292831386898' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/169620292831386898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/169620292831386898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_08_01_archive.php#169620292831386898' title='Rock Star'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2656297555095881217</id><published>2009-05-21T16:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T16:55:56.045-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Alex</title><summary type='text'>   Oh! That book is very interesting!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/2656297555095881217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=2656297555095881217' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2656297555095881217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2656297555095881217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_05_01_archive.php#2656297555095881217' title='Alex'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4148188381726577297</id><published>2009-05-19T14:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T14:47:29.258-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><title type='text'>My Alexander</title><summary type='text'>   I love him!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/4148188381726577297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=4148188381726577297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4148188381726577297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4148188381726577297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_05_01_archive.php#4148188381726577297' title='My Alexander'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-2482118765035120479</id><published>2009-04-12T20:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T14:06:42.934-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='firsts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>Happy Easter Alex!</title><summary type='text'>  The Easter Bunny left books and a stuffed dinosaur for Alex this year... no candy yet!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/2482118765035120479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=2482118765035120479' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2482118765035120479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/2482118765035120479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_04_01_archive.php#2482118765035120479' title='Happy Easter Alex!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1399648052125570535</id><published>2009-04-09T19:11:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-09T19:11:45.474-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Crawl away baby!</title><summary type='text'>   At bed time, Alex likes to crawl around the bed. Good times!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/1399648052125570535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=1399648052125570535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/1399648052125570535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/1399648052125570535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_04_01_archive.php#1399648052125570535' title='Crawl away baby!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4900163164747164031</id><published>2009-03-29T08:01:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T08:02:58.760-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='firsts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>Alex and the Easter Bunny</title><summary type='text'>   I just had to. I went to the Newburgh Mall to purchase a "Hands Free Device" for my cellphone because if I do then the policeman said he would drop the charges for talking on my cell while driving. After getting a reasonably priced bluetooth I saw the Easter bunny AND there was no line of screaming kids. He didn't cry but it did take a minute to get a smile!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/4900163164747164031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=4900163164747164031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4900163164747164031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4900163164747164031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_03_01_archive.php#4900163164747164031' title='Alex and the Easter Bunny'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6682740493886255422</id><published>2009-03-03T16:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T16:51:34.612-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheerios</title><summary type='text'>   My cutie pie had some Cheerios! He went nuts and was so excited. It was great to see him so happy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6682740493886255422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6682740493886255422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6682740493886255422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6682740493886255422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_03_01_archive.php#6682740493886255422' title='Cheerios'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-906277524936643766</id><published>2009-02-14T11:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T11:25:01.881-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I can feed myself!!</title><summary type='text'>   Adventures of self feeding!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/906277524936643766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=906277524936643766' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/906277524936643766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/906277524936643766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#906277524936643766' title='I can feed myself!!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6675336901474035286</id><published>2009-02-13T07:27:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T11:06:16.492-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Kindle 2!!</title><summary type='text'>I admit I am a gadget junkie. I am a device freak. I love electronic things. I love love love my cell phone and my ipod. I would really love to get a Kindle. Like really. Really. I realize there is nothing like the smell of a good book. BUT my gadget freak inside really wants a Kindle. I love the idea of carrying around several books. I have a hard time reading one at a time. I have a bookcase </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6675336901474035286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6675336901474035286' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6675336901474035286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6675336901474035286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#6675336901474035286' title='Kindle 2!!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-4723546420138579658</id><published>2009-02-03T07:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T13:19:55.357-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><title type='text'>Alex and Cleo</title><summary type='text'>   My two buddies! And let me tell you that Alex kept fidgeting and it took me forever to get this shot!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/4723546420138579658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=4723546420138579658' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4723546420138579658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/4723546420138579658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_02_01_archive.php#4723546420138579658' title='Alex and Cleo'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8118525626721859397</id><published>2009-01-31T18:27:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T18:29:47.802-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web'/><title type='text'>I am not crazy.</title><summary type='text'>Google farted this morning! Glad to see they wrote a little blurb of the incident. For a minute I imagined they would remove any incident of the event. I sort of imagined a google machine taking over the internet removing any mention of the fart... some sort of gooogle ruling monster.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/8118525626721859397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=8118525626721859397' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/8118525626721859397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/8118525626721859397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#8118525626721859397' title='I am not crazy.'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6819970480933232303</id><published>2009-01-26T16:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T16:54:18.707-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mmm.... apples</title><summary type='text'>   My cutie pie eating apples! He bites it and then sucks all the juice out! Yummy!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6819970480933232303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6819970480933232303' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6819970480933232303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6819970480933232303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6819970480933232303' title='Mmm.... apples'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-865201085184998931</id><published>2009-01-22T21:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T08:31:17.915-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web'/><title type='text'>Paying it Forward.</title><summary type='text'>From HelenJane.com

The first five people who comment here will get something I make. Could be a real life thing. Could be imaginary. Depends on what I think you will like and my inspirations. (Note, it’s going to be something I think you will like. Actual liking not guarenteed!) The only real rule is that you have to make this offer in your own journal.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/865201085184998931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=865201085184998931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/865201085184998931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/865201085184998931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#865201085184998931' title='Paying it Forward.'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6287837889090536822</id><published>2009-01-18T17:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T17:53:05.044-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>why?</title><summary type='text'>recall, smecall... damnit!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6287837889090536822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6287837889090536822' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6287837889090536822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6287837889090536822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6287837889090536822' title='why?'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-965482987052532758</id><published>2009-01-18T12:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T13:01:23.766-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Snowy Day</title><summary type='text'>I am spending this snowy Sunday fiddling around on the internet, watching the History channel, playing call of Duty and mostly spending time with Alexander. Little man is currently sleeping on the boppy on my lap. Some guy is wearing the American flag and blabbering about the mysteries of the dollar bill. I finally hooked little man up with his own website, AlexanderBorman.com, to share with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/965482987052532758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=965482987052532758' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/965482987052532758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/965482987052532758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#965482987052532758' title='Snowy Day'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-3185426834339864290</id><published>2009-01-17T15:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-17T15:55:59.354-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Baby Food!</title><summary type='text'>   My freezer is very pretty!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/3185426834339864290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=3185426834339864290' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3185426834339864290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/3185426834339864290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#3185426834339864290' title='Baby Food!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6289759984693762719</id><published>2009-01-11T14:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T14:21:46.627-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Baby Food.</title><summary type='text'>I made some more baby food today. This time I made asparagus, zucchini, carrots, sweet potatoes, apples and apples with raspberries. Way Cool! I should have enough stashed in the freezer for about a month or so I would say. If only I could get a stash of breastmilk... ah... c'est la vie. I am glad I made more food for Alex today. When I was cooking up the carrots and Eric was eating breakfast I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6289759984693762719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6289759984693762719' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6289759984693762719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6289759984693762719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6289759984693762719' title='Baby Food.'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-8012387238463465760</id><published>2009-01-08T09:28:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T15:35:01.734-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Pudgey Legs!</title><summary type='text'>   Dear Alexander,This is a note to my little bundle of joy. Yes, you are my little bundle of joy. When you cry and I freak out because I can't console you instantly you are still my little bundle of joy. When all I want to do is diddle on the internet and you want my attention you are still my little bundle of joy. You have grown so much but no matter how large you will become you are still my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/8012387238463465760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=8012387238463465760' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/8012387238463465760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/8012387238463465760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#8012387238463465760' title='Pudgey Legs!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6675658623597265558</id><published>2009-01-05T21:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T21:48:42.409-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Too effing cute!</title><summary type='text'>    </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6675658623597265558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6675658623597265558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6675658623597265558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6675658623597265558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6675658623597265558' title='Too effing cute!'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-6892394505954112011</id><published>2009-01-04T10:26:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-04T10:34:12.364-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><title type='text'>I hate the winter.</title><summary type='text'>At times like this I am ready to run. I imagine taking off with just my clothes, photos, and music. I book a flight for Eric, Alex and myself to some where tropical. We rent a hotel. We forget to fly back home and set up camp on the beach. I call home and ask my mom and sisters to fly out with Cleo. Eric and I buy this house after finding jobs as a construction manager and an English teacher, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/6892394505954112011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=6892394505954112011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6892394505954112011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/6892394505954112011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#6892394505954112011' title='I hate the winter.'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-1316388679600903615</id><published>2009-01-03T21:16:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T21:20:13.843-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweet Potato Baby Food</title><summary type='text'>   Today I am making baby food for Alexander! I will admit that some of the organic jar baby food is OKAY - just okay. The bananas are pink and disgusting and those peas are green death paste. We tried frozen organic baby food which was pretty yummy. This crazy mama tries everything that her baby eats! The pears are cooking now and I need to put the sweet potato into an ice cube tray. The carrots</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/1316388679600903615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=1316388679600903615' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/1316388679600903615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/1316388679600903615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#1316388679600903615' title='Sweet Potato Baby Food'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3656458.post-72712521459600498</id><published>2009-01-03T13:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T13:06:07.773-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Bananas Foster, Ghetto style.</title><summary type='text'>   I love my husband for burning the hair off his right arm.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/72712521459600498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3656458&amp;postID=72712521459600498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/72712521459600498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3656458/posts/default/72712521459600498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wiseassbitch.com/2009_01_01_archive.php#72712521459600498' title='Bananas Foster, Ghetto style.'/><author><name>Adelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00547162227423412356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04836090602011608004'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>